Thursday, June 12, 2008

It's time! Let's the Party get started!

i just realized, iz gonna be dang embarrassing if no one shows up.
O.o

~heh~
i can always get virtually drunk by myself.
Bars open and we have Shirley Bassey - GET THE PARTY STARTED to kick things off...
fabo video!


woooooo- Six Degrees of Sexy - Menz eyecandy. Link Here!

Per GingaPaul request (yayayayaaaa) - TREX... Bang a Gong

161 comments:

Mike said...

What ugh, whats up with this party?

Hehe, I said up.

Wait.. isn't that for the other blog?

Lakota said...

Cat stumbled into a back room, i'm dragging her ass over here. After all this is where you iz at Mikey.
What would you like to drink. I have some girls over there in fishnet, just waiting to serve you.

cathouse teri said...

Yeah, I stumble into whatever room I want when I'm drinking.

Lakota said...

you were probably following the male harem, weren't you? they all has nice bare tushies.
Mike, neither Cat nor I will object if you decide you wanna bare yours as well. ~heh~

Lakota said...

okay since RJ isn't here yet to kick off the flash portion, we'll just drink ourselves into a stupor and act silly.

Favorite makeout scene in a movie? Anyone?

cathouse teri said...

Favorite kiss?
Some Kind of Wonderful.

Lakota said...

Ooooh good one. I suck at remembering movie names. There was one in brotherhood of the wolf that i remember made my knees week. Coulda been the hunky actor though. He was totally lickable.

Lakota said...

were'd you go Mikey? i was wanting to pinch your butt. and yeah, butt pinching allowed here. I mean come on - we ARE talking about one of my blog sites.

cathouse teri said...

Dammit. I clicked out of here for a sex.. er I mean sec.. and stopped the video! Gotta start again!

Yay! Butt pinching I am soooo good at!

Lakota said...

i think i'm gonna run and steal one of those comment runners and insert it so peoples know that conversations are going on... whatcha think?

If there's a music vid you want posted for everyone to listen to just send me the you tube link.

Anonymous said...

I'm just stopping by, already pissed and en route to bed (sorry just got in after night out) to say have a wonderful party, cos of time difference and general pissedness (that means drunk in england not cross), I can't play but I hope you have fun........chin chin!!!!

Lakota said...

ooooh thank you Jo! You may borrow one of the bartenders to rub your back while you go to sleep if you like. David works part time as a massage therapist.

cathouse teri said...

I dunno nuthin about comment runners. I'm technologically retarded.

Let me know if I'm being dumb and commenting awry. :)

cathouse teri said...

And I'm the assistant to the CEO of a software company! Go figure!

Lakota said...

I depend on my friends to clue me in on the techy stuff Cat. Or i steal it. ~grin~ Commenter thingy up and running. Damn. I'm good.

Suse - did you find your way up here? I haven't had time to let all the gang know I'm over here. If you know of anyone else that might pop by - give 'em a holler. Damn - i've missed you girl. And Trev too.

cathouse teri said...

So, when I got here, I whipped up this little poem. But you said wait. And so I did. But I can't wait much longer, as I have an appointment. :(

Lakota said...

can you post it here? go right ahead girlfriend!

Lakota said...

i don't think i like my avatar.ummm - sorry - i keep looking at it and frowning.

yellowdoggranny said...

make sure you have plenty of dublin dr pepper...

cathouse teri said...

Slinking by.
The bottom of her dress lightly brushed his bare feet.

He thought he would find shelter in the Hotel Del.
Surf was up a little too much!
But here… all were formalized.
He was not.

And she.
Slinking by.

If only he knew what that little brush did to her nipples.
He didn’t hear the sigh. Didn’t see her eyes close a little.
She knew he felt it.
That’s what got her.

Lakota said...

that stuff is hard to come by JackieSue - you said so yourself, but i have a stash of it just for you if you want some.

***why is everyone going into the broom closet instead of here?***

ooooh - i like that Cat! it speaks about a completely different level of animalistic communication that we so often neglect to recognize...
yeah... slinking is good. ~grin~

cathouse teri said...

Yeah, I kinda likes that level that we often neglect to recognize. It's my thing.

Roscoe James said...

Well hell, ya gotta put a sign up at the other place. I been over there playin with myself for at least 15 minutes.

Sheeeeesh.

Hello Kota! Congrats! Hey peoplez... let's party!

cathouse teri said...

Whatchamean, RJ? I was there playing with you, too!

Roscoe James said...

Brought a few flashes with me. So, what kinda crowd we got tanite????

Lakota said...

you mean at the naughty playground? i DID!! maybe i need to go make it clearer. oops.
i was wondering why everyone was going into the wrong door.

ps - Cat - i just put a link on this post to a buncha hot menz posted by some friends.

Karl said...

Good Evening Lakota,

I just stopped in to blow the foam off one and to wish you well when you're coming out party.

Roscoe James said...

That was you Cat? Ah, well, I thought my imagination was in high form... well, you know. Lol

Lakota said...

oh RJ, you so silly.
you KNOW we have a no rules crowd.

where did Susan go btw? I was hoping she'd drag Trevor over so i could attack him. He still has my bra.

cathouse teri said...

You are so mean, Kota Kat! You know I gotta go!

cathouse teri said...

High form. Ha! Made me laugh, you did!

Roscoe James said...

Run Susan, run. She doesn't need her bra. The Chip n' Dales will get the rest of it for ya.

Lakota said...

Thank you sooooo much Karl!
(see everyone - KARL can find the right door... I think y'all just started drinking early.)

What's your poison Karl? I only do import beers though.

Roscoe James said...

Her First Exhibition

She knelt naked and blindfolded on the pillow in the middle of the large room trembling. She hoped it didn’t show. She knew he wouldn’t like that.

His breath was warm between her shoulder blades as he knelt and snapped the cuffs shut around each wrist. It was warmer when he leaned in and whispered, “Remember, dear, they’ve come to see you.”

Her heart pounded. How could she forget?

The hard leather soles of his shoes retreated on the bare hardwood floor and she heard the door of his small art gallery on the third floor of his brownstone clicked shut.

cathouse teri said...

Damn that Karl. Always showin' off!

Lakota said...

Cat - you GOTTA go look before you go though! you'll thank me. honest.

RJ... what am i gonna do with you?
Don't answer that.

Roscoe James said...

There ya go Kota. This is a thread I started last Sunday. Let's see if I can finish it tonight.

cathouse teri said...

Ooooooo... that warm breath between her shoulder blades while he snapped the cuffs... I have felt that thrill many, many times.

It's one of my favorite feelings!

Lakota said...

ooooh RJ has started the Flash!!!!
And he whips out a hot one! YUM!
okay - give me a minute to think and type...

Roscoe James said...

Her First Exhibition

The room was cold and she knew why.

‘It brings your nipples out so nicely,’ he’d explained.

The muted sound of the doorbell made it to the third floor and she tried to control her breathing. The black of the blindfold insured her mind had nothing to cling to other than the sound of people laughing and talking on the stairway.

‘I want to show you off along with my latest acquisitions.’ There had been no mirth in the statement. He took his acquisitions very seriously.

How many? It was hard to tell. Too many voices. The snippets of conversation were unintelligible but one voice stood out and she suddenly wanted to bolt.

Karl said...

Red Seal Ale, it's imported from the left coast.

cathouse teri said...

I went and looked at the hotness! But where's Morgan Freeman? HE is the sexiest man alive! How is he not there???

Well peeps, wish I could stay for the flash. I put my little whatever up early. I got a date! Well it's with my girlfriend and we're going to the movie. No sex for me until the loverman gets here in a week or so! Arrrrghhhhhh!

Lakota said...

Karl, here's your Red Deal with a good head on it. ~heh~
~leaning in for a kiss~

Thanks so much for coming to play Cat. Lean over so i can give you a thankyou smack. Good girl. ~kiss for you too~

TJ - you did these in advance didn't you? i'm still trying to formulate my concept. ARGH!

Lakota said...

ps - Cat, Morgan Freeman IS hotness, agreed.

cathouse teri said...

Ta ta! Thanks for the dirty! (Oh and the chap in the chaps.)

Thanks for the diddling! *RJ!*

Thanks for the smack and the smooch, Kota! See you later, or tomorrow. Whichever comes first! :)

Karl said...

Oh thank you, what was that about good head?

Good night Teri

Roscoe James said...

Okay, listen up! Somebody get Kota off the bar. She goes nutts with the Coyote dancing sometimes.

I'm very flattered to be here this eveing. I've known Lakota Phillips since she was, well, someone else. Lol. Anyway, she is one of the few celebrities I know and (I don't care what they say in the Star about her) as a celebrity one that is truly worthy of her greatness. Come on, I wanna hear it for Lakota Phillips ladies and Gentlemen!

* hands mike to a blushing Lakota and whispers - that's okay babe, you can pay me later ***

So here she is, one of the Hole in the Wall greats! Lakota Phillips...

A few words if you please...

Lakota said...

Night Cat honey! Have fun tonight - don't do anything I wouldn't do.
that pretty much leaves everything as an option for go.

Karl, yell when you need a refill. Any music requests?

Roscoe James said...

Awe man, where ya goin Cat? The door prize is comin out...

Lakota said...

RJ! I told you stop calling me a celebrity! Iz embarrassing. Besides - supposed to be a secret you numbnut.
Thank you everyone that is here now and that is coming...ummmm... heh.... sorry - i got distracted by my dirty mind.

The flash is on, no rules - let this be a party to be remembered, topped only by the one i'll be throwing when my book comes out. Wahooooooo!
~handing mike back to RJ and smacking him upside the back of his head~

Lakota said...

Where did Mikey go?
I was going to see if i can get him to give me some mardi gra beads....

Karl said...

As long as the rhythm flows and the melodies sweet, it's all good

billy pilgrim said...

i love the lady playing the cello in the corner.

tres classy.

Lakota said...

How about this for the next party tune... (sorry i don't have the code here to insert direct link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NdAUnnU9Ac

Lakota said...

Cabana Boy! ~pouncing for a hug~
I knew my Cabana Boy would show up to cheer me on. What would you like to drink darling?

Anonymous said...

Can't stay long. At work. Bummer. What a party! Can I get naked now? I always like to be the first one naked. Champagne! Whiskey! Woohoo, Where's the piano, I'll bash out a couple of tunes. How about some ACDC, it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll. Where is the Lakota? Come here you, I wanna tumble roll, tackle, yayayaya, you are so beautiful, I think I will go swing monkey-like from the chandelier and throw the TV into the pool. How about some TRex? I got a Rolls Royce cos it's good for my voice, yayayayayayaya, rage on, I say,

Karl said...

I stopped by for one
My witching hour is near So I bid you good night
I wish you the best here

Lakota said...

She fought the urge to giggle as she hid under his desk.
He had no idea that she had flown into town. Ohhh, he was going to be so surprised when he sat down. Hunkered down in the small space where his chair fit under the desk, she heard the office door open. Her heart began to pound faster. He was here. Uh-oh. What if it wasn’t him? Biting her lip nervously, she waited.
The telephone on the desk rang. He hurried over to answer it.
She could see the tops of his shoes next to the office chair.
The chair swiveled and then creaked as he sat down.
She watched as it slowly swiveled back in her direction.
Was it him?
What if it wasn’t?
What she had planned wasn’t something she wanted to try on a total stranger…

(okay - i cheated... 122 words)

Roscoe James said...

Damn, Kota, that hurt! lol.

Okay, going to leave it right here and the winner will be determined tomorrow morning. Anyone that comes in later can find and play.

A free copy of Deer Run Falls, a Mississippi River Tale just released at Liquid Silver Books by yours truly goes to the first person to post here in comments the following facts about Roscoe James. All available with a little skulking. Point of departure being my webpage - www.roscoejames.com.

Kind of a scavenger hunt. Gotta get five things and post them all in one comment. First comment with everything right wins.

1 - number of friends I have in MySpace (within five - suckers always changing)

2 - RJ was born along what river?

3 - Title of my next book to be released.

4 - What group sings song number eigth on my juke box.

And last... the name of my mistress!

(Hint, everything can be found from my web page - some from the links page)

Lakota will post the winner tomorrow and how to claim your book.

Lakota said...

GingaPaul!!
Yay! ~tacking you for a hug and knocking you over~
Here's a kiss and here's some champagne... you have to drink it from my belly button though.

Karl-darling! thank you so much for coming by to celebrate with me. ~grabbing your tie and pulling you close for a kiss~ Thanks... she whispers.

Mike said...

Sorry Kota, me an the dog went to the river.

I may be in and out now too... but I'll leave you with one of my poems.

Ready?

Here it is:

BOOBIES!

Niiiiiiiiice!

How was that?

Roscoe James said...

Where's that bartendress? Two fingers neat... oh, and Maker's straight up.

Lakota said...

ummm... i suppose i'm exempt, huh RJ? That whole - no employees, kids of employees, dogs of employees, checkout girls of employees thing? ~smirk~

Lakota said...

Your wish is my command RJ. (yeah, like anyone is gonna believe THAT one).

Mikey - i'm still waiting for the mardi gra beads so i can enact your poem. Nice, minimalist, to the point... two of them in fact. ~giggling~

Mike said...

Kota

New poem:

I throw these beads
From my neck
To see Kota's
Loaded Deck

Lakota said...

Trex - bang a gong vid loaded GingaPaul! Haven't heard that one in forEVAH!

Lakota said...

you're amazingly talented Mikey.
~lifting tshirt for a quick flash~
ducking as RJ tries to toss a glass of water at me.

Roscoe James said...

And where the hell is Jill and Y?

Lakota said...

oooh look Mikey - the Coyote dancers are flashing their goods over there on the bar!

Lakota said...

yeah - where the hell are they?
oh - um... i maybe haven't made it over there yet to tell them.
i had to WORK like retarded hours again this week! and then there were storms and .... okay, my bad.

Mike said...

New Poem:

Bead after bead
doth forth flow
To entice Kota
To lift that shirt SLOW.

Anonymous said...

Roscoe's Questions-
I say, 1,333,333 friends, The Ganges River, "Roscoe Rules, Okay?" and "Cathouse Joe and the Jellyfish Combo."
Ooo did I win? Did I win? Lakota why do you still have so many clothes on, I thought this was a paaaaarty, let's go,
Paul.

Roscoe James said...

You know how much Y likes ta Coyote dance... I still have her.. wait, a gentleman never snatches and tells.

Lakota said...

you totally didn't buy that whole Coyote Dancer diversion, did ya Mikey?

Mike said...

New Poem:

A tit is a tit,
This much is true,
Kota has the nicest of tits,
through and through.

Lakota said...

Hi Paul - and the party is still getting started... i have to leave some on to tease and entice. You can oogle the mostly nekkid girls cancing on the bar though. :P

RJ - can you see if Y wants to play? I wasn't sure if she was still around. I've been soooo out of touch with the old gang.

Roscoe James said...

Okay! We ain't got a winner! Sorry Paul, off by a few on the MySpace. But, damn, close on everything else.

Lol

Gadfly said...

What the hell is in that valise?, she wondered, as the ropes were pulled taught, hauling her bound arms wide.

She turned to see her mistress watching her being mesmerized by the mysterious black case lying on the oak floor. Her dominant eyes alive with laughter.

Piper quickly cast her gaze down to her feet.

What is in the valise?

“You will hate it and it will love you until you scream more,” her mistress had said, stroking the antique leather valise with a sinister leer. Where were the commas in that statement? What is in the valise!

She so loved pleasing her mistress, but she knew that leer. That always meant she was going to be … unusual.

What is in that valise!!

Lakota said...

~groan~
Mikey! Okay... that one was... well, it was... okay, words escape me. ~snickering~

Roscoe James said...

Your command is my wishful thinking milady.

Lakota said...

GADDDYYYYYY!!! Jumping on your back and kissing your ear!
Nice one... so what was in the valice?

Anonymous said...

Bloody work computer, I am not anonymouse I am me, gingaPaul, don't you recognise me naked? Oh No, here comes the boss, where's my underpants? Lakota take my underpants off your head, the boss is coming, gotta run, have fun everyone, wwoohooo, bang a gong, get it on, suck a bong, yayayayaya,

Mike said...

New Poem:

That last poem
Was just a plea;
posting your tits,
For all to see?

I'm liking these inane poems. Never thought I would.

Don't listen to that one, although I know you're definitely not shy! :P

Lakota said...

valise? what the fuck is a valise anyhoo?

RJ, you love me and you know it.

Lakota said...

LOL! Paul was MY Paul! Gotcha! The anon thing threw me honey.
And no, you can't have your pants back. No way. ~wink~

Me shy Mike? ~falling on the ground and laughing uproarously. Okay, maybe a little. :P

Lakota said...

hmmm - i suppose i should write another flash...
lining the bottles up on the bar - help yourselves, i'll be write back... get it... write back... oh never mind.

Mike said...

Kota

I think I speak for all of us with penis's and those of us that don't have a penis but appreciate the female form when I say:

We're glad you like to show of your perfect body.

And that you are a talented erotica writer. I'm not a fan of erotica at all, but your previous post gave me a bit of a woody, using only words.

Usually it takes boobies to do that :P

Lakota said...

Words that have impact, that's all i can wish for as a writer Mikey. ~big grin~
Actually i have no desire, none and never have of writing some great piece of literary genius that will live through the ages. I write because its fun and a creative outlet for all these dang stories in my head. ~lifting shirt to flash you again~
men. they is so easy to distract.

Mike said...

Kota

Screw books of great impact throughout the ages.

Homers Iliad wasn't a really a great work until he was dead; the same could be true for Plato's writings to a lesser degree.

Writing for yourself first and watching it sell to the masses NOW is the most satisfying writing ever. Who cares what happens when your dead, it's all about now.

And Kota

Just lose the shirt before your arms get tired, eh?

Lakota said...

The chair squeaked as he scooted it in closer and closer, stopping just a hair shy of hitting her. Mentally crossing her fingers and hoping it was her lover sitting in that chair, she laid a hand on each of his legs and ran them slowly upwards. She felt his muscles stiffen in surprise and heard the pause in the conversation. Then he resumed talking and slowly spread his legs wider.

She leaned forward awkwardly, the underside of the desk pressing against her back and neck. Her fingers walked up to his belt and she stopped for several beats, waiting to see if he would protest.

Lakota said...

LMAO @ Mikey! You lose yours and I'll think about it. ~waggling eyebrows~

Mike said...

Hey! This is a variation of a scene in police academy, when mahoney hires a hooker to wait for the headmaster under the podium and well..

Anyways, go on LOL

Lakota said...

I haven't seen Police Academy... damn... it is a pretty common fantasy though... maybe i can come up with a way to make it... unique.

Mike said...

Maybe have him stand up in surprise, knocking the desk back to reveal a startled girl?

Lakota said...

Maybe have his boss walk in, hand her a strap on and watch while she.... ~that would be different outcome~

Mike said...

NOOOOO!

NO MAN HOLE PENETRATION! WRONG! GROSS!

Sorry Kota, my fantasies include my man hole staying an out hole only.

Call me old fashioned :P

Lakota said...

oooooohhh no - i know! it would be terrible if it turned out NOT to be her lover who walks in and catches her and his boss... oooh - that is just too cruel to contemplate.

Lakota said...

Laughing so hard i have tears running down my face Mikey.

Mike said...

That's ok. I'm going thru your other blog for boobies pictures to make up for the disturbing visual.

My very favorite one ever I think is the one of you on Apr. 27 with the red convertible and that (douchebag) vin diesel in the background and you in the foreground with the red hood and that cleavage showing just a tad of nipple while chewing in your finger.

Almost boob is more erotic than full boob I think.

Lakota said...

I'll have to keep that in mind Mikey. Actually that a really good point regarding teasing versus flaunting. Drawing it out seems to make it that much more exciting don't you think? Works that way in writing too. And in real life. I do love that time period where two people are teasing each other as they are developing a relationship.

Lakota said...

oh and i'm glad you could find some boob therapy. ~heh~

Mike said...

Yea, as nice as boobies are the boobie tease is even nicer.

Like, OMG look at that cleavage man those are some nice boobies i hope i'm going to see them, oh man those things are going to be perfect hey I wonder what kind of nipples she has oh man oh man I hope i get to see them....

Works with all other body parts too.

Come to think of it, I find women wearing the right clothes the right way more sexy then butt nakked women.

Lakota said...

mmm... yeah. now you got me thinking of menz butts in tight jeans. ooohhhh. that makes my knees weak. oh and a man wearing a button down shirt with just a few buttons undone so you can just see some chest hair peeking out... ohlala.... ~fanning self~

looks like we iz the only ones hanging out at the bar Mikey - what can i get you to drink?

Mike said...

Hey, a woman that likes chest hair, in this day and age. Excellent. Makes me feel wanted :P

Lakota said...

Oh yeah. i love to play with chest hair. And menz nipples too but most men, they don't like that so much in my experience.

Mike said...

I love the chest hair stroked.. but you're right, i'm really not into the nipple thing.

I don't think it's because it doesn't feel good, just makes us feel... uncomfortable, you know?

Lakota said...

but whyyyyyyy?

Mike said...

I dunno. It's sub concious.

Maybe it's cuz we feel that we're taking on a womens role?

Cuz society says that womens breasts and nipples are one of the two serious parts of the womans sexual anatomy, but the only thing a man has is his penis, nipples are just there because, you know?

Lakota said...

Those are the kinds of psychological /social taboos that i think need to be vanquished. It's like that whole myth that women don't like anal sex that is being shattered by erotica authors right now. women have been told over and over that it's nasty and they won't like it to the point where they accept that as truth.
When in reality, done right, it can be very enjoyable. There's menz too that have bought into that. Granted, it's not everyone's bag of tricks but how sad that people just accept what they're told without finding out for themselves, ya know? So many things in life are handled that way.

Back in a few minutes... my laptop is acting up and needs a reboot.

Mike said...

Anal sex .. never done it myself.

Still, I'd pitch, but never, EVER catch!

Lakota said...

Okay, no strap on action for Mikey. ~snickering~

What about being tied up?

Mike said...

Can't say I've ever tried it, but I am a bit claustrophobic.

Although that claustrophobia could go away :P

Lakota said...

RJ - you run off on me? where's your next flash?

Lakota said...

LOL@ Mike! A sense of adventure is good. ~wink~

Mike said...

I've always been told - keep a woman happy, and you'll be happy :P

Lakota said...

I simply cannot argue with that. Advice to live by.

Mikey - gotta take a five minute break - emergency call from sister just came in. Hold down the fort for me will you? I'll make it worth your while. Hand out drinks to anyone that shows up and act as silly as you want.
~sigh~
family.

Mike said...

LOL

Boobies?????? :P

Roscoe James said...

Ahhhh... kinda splitting my party time... over in an editor chat trying to work out the, ah, kinks. See if I can find the G spot... but note left with Y and Jill... I can bring a bunch a Spanish speakers over if ya like.

Lol.

Nice flashes by the way.

Lakota said...

i'm back!

Mike said...

I'm front ;)

Lakota said...

Everyone welcome RJ, you know that.
Mikey, you're so easy to please.
~whipping off shirt~

Gaddy is on his way - stuck in traffic. Don't these people know there is a gas problem? They should just stay at home and stop messing with my guest list.

Lakota said...

so RJ, what do you think should happen next in my flash - strap on or boss dilemia?

J.K. Coi said...

Hey Kota, nice digs. Great party!
:)

Mike said...

well kota, it's been fun. I'm off to work on some writing of my own...

Leaving the erotica to you, the expert. I'm on the science fiction.

Thanks for the party!

Lakota said...

Hiya J.K. and welcome to the party!!
What can i get you from the virtual bar?

Lakota said...

oooh - i love scifi Mikey. Aren't you full of surprises! Hey wait a sec - i just took the shirt off and NOW you leave?

Lakota said...

and where's my kiss goodbye?

Mike said...

Oh, so you're KEEPING it off now are you?

Lakota said...

well, you did hold down the fort for me. i figured i owed you one... or two as the case may be.

Roscoe James said...

I say strap the strap on on the guys head and take it from there.

Lakota said...

~big eyes~
do you mean what i THINK you mean RJ? i just read the coolest story where the guy did that. I'm not sure that is really, physically possible though. Anyone know. Purely research interest of course.

Lakota said...

oh wait - i missed the head part... damn. reluctantly letting go of the imagery in my head...

Gadfly said...

valise

Pronunciation: \və-ˈlēs\
Function: noun

Etymology: French, from Italian valigia

Date: 1615
Definition: suitcase




Thanks for making everybody think I'm an idiot *chuckle*

*tushie swat*

Lakota said...

unicorns!

Lakota said...

silly Gaddy, they all know i'm the idjet 'round here. ~welcome back babydoll!~

Lakota said...

what can i get you to drink Gaddy?

Shelley Munro said...

Hi Lakota! Just stopping by to say a quick hello. Sigh - I have edits that need to be done yesterday. Oh, wait. Where has that waiter gone? I need a drink...

Lakota said...

Shell!!!! Squeeee!!!!
Anything you want babe! On the house.
You can have the waiter too.

Lakota said...

I don't suppose you're working on the edits for one of my favorites?
I need my fix. BTW - read Lovers at Last the other day and LOVED it!

Gadfly said...

Well, I never realized you were an "idjet".

See ... I'm a famous movie producer that you've never heard of. So if you'll give me a blowjob, I'll get you a part in a film.

*covering balls protectively*

Just playing

I'll have a New Castle Ale, please :o)

Lakota said...

And I got yer swamp land right here, Gaddy. ~eyeroll~
mmm... i like newcastle too.
~passing the beer in a frosted mug and sneaking in a butt pinch~

okay, the mot recent topic (one of) was men nips and how menz feel about letting women play with them. Socially acceptable or not? Your thoughts?

Gadfly said...

In public or in bed?


Err... actually ... I don't have a problem with either one.

They have feel-good nerve endings. Just not as much, cuz the brain doesn't have the right hormonal signals to devote as much sensory resource to them, but still.

Lakota said...

hellooooooo?
anyone left in here with me?
~plopping on the floor and pulling out the nail polish~

Lakota said...

~smiling~
i think i'm gonna have to Gaddy-nap you.

i guess one of the reasons i wonder is that i hear from other women they enjoy male nipple play and i read alot of stories that contain that as a detail, yet alot of men don't seem to care for it.
So what where does reality and fantasy diverge in that? Ummm... i'm not clarifying my thoughts too well on this. too many virtual drinks maybe.

Lakota said...

looks like the party is winding down, so last call everyone! Bar closes in five minutes. And please, don't drink and blog. Remember drunk blogging can be very embarrassing the next day.
ooooh - pretty red toenails...
~sipping noisily thru the straw in my beer~

Gadfly said...

Ha! Well ... back when I was in college and was all studly *chuckle* I had these shirts with a band of gray material across the chest of a green or red or blue shirt ... kinda tight in the chest (cuz I was a vain college kid pumping iron LOL)

And I have erectile nipples.

And I always treated myself to a night out at the strip club when I aced a round of tests. And if I was wearing one of those shirts, the strippers would not keep their fingers off of them LOL

Lakota said...

you are a worse tease them i am Gaddy. erectile nipples huh?
~lusty sigh~

Gadfly said...

Hit me with one more ale

And can I take you home and show you my penis?


ETCHINGS!

I meant to say etchings!

It's a Tourette's thing

honest ;-)

Lakota said...

~dumping ale on Gaddy's head~
sure thing sugar.
I'd love to see your... etchings.
LOL!
ooooh - wet shirt on Gaddy... why yes - those are some very pert nipples you got there.

Lakota said...

Well, this was the damn finest blog grand opening party i've ever attended. Thank you everyone for coming by and hanging with me, having a virtual drink and showing the lurv.

~grabbing Gaddy's hand~
about those etchings?

Gadfly said...

OK

*shaking head like a dog and showering Kota with beer*

Not sure that was quite called for, but an arteeeest of my caliber can take a hint. LOL

Gadfly said...

Oh, well in that case, you can suck some ale from my shirt as we walk.

That little pointy place right there should work.

Lakota said...

~muwaaahhhhh~

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Holy shit. I get busy with the family and miss THIS???

Really. Family's gotta go. Partying comes first.

Big Pissy said...

Damn! Looks like I missed a good time!

cathouse teri said...

Ohio River, Amanda Sye, 177, The Eagles... and Deer Run Falls is already out and The White Swan is due out next month?

Shit! Where is Everybody! I'm too late for the damn contest! Woe is me! :)

I'm just kidding. I can tell it was a great party. Great read. I can't wait to try that under-the-desk thing!

Sorry I had to duck out early ~ but always looking forward to the next!

Jon Boles said...

Bummed I couldn't make it. Working third shift puts such a hex in making the party scene. Looks like it was an active night, though.

Jill said...

Is this an high class party?That first video makes me believe it!
And you have been hidden? Or what?

billy pilgrim said...

am i too late for the drink?

where are all the other guests?

i guess we're all alone :)))

Lakota said...

Damn straight Susan. There was a big hole in the party where you shoulda been. And yummy Trev if you wanted to bring him. Thanks honey, for showing up.

Oooh thanks for stopping by Pissy! I think you'll enjoy some of the writing excerpts i'll be posting here.

Never too late Cat darling. I think you and Paul are the only ones that attempted to answer RJ's questions, since i exempted myself (since i already knew the answers)
Obviously i need to come up with an excuse sometime in the not to distant future to have another party.

I missed you Rev! Was hoping to verbally play with you too. Thanks for popping in though, sorry you had to work and miss all the fun.
One of these days I'd love to read an excerpt from your book. hint. hint.

Shuh... I'm all about the class Jilly-girl. ~snickering~ And yes, I've been in hiding. Sorta.

That we are Cabana Boy, whatever shall we do with ourselves?

cathouse teri said...

You're so cute, Kota. Coming back and responding to all the latecomers. Wouldn't expect any less from ya, though, babe!

Great party.
xoxoxoxox